Ilan High School for girls is probably one of the most unheard of schools in the world. In this school, G’s pretend to like everyone even though they hate everyone. People there also like to call everyone fake even if they hang out with a person they call fake just so they can hit up their hot male friends. Also, since none of the Ilan girls have an Instagram, they all post on their WhatsApp status, but if you’re on someone’s status, you can’t tell anyone so nobody will get jealous. The girls there also make sure to pull up their skirts when a hot UPS driver walks into school while making sure they watch out for a Rabbi behind them. Since Ilan Isn’t apart of the Yeshiva League, you’re automatically a loser if you’re a J-dub. But if you’re an Sy, then you’re all good. Ilan kids also got them weddings planned from ninth grade and get siked each time they see one of their seniors get engaged because that means they’re one engagement closer to their engagement. Since Ilan girls are so holy and can’t touch boys until marriage, they practice hugs and moves to make with boys on each other while claiming they are straight.
Sam: I met this Ilan G and she’s actually kinda hot.
Isaac: Dude, didn’t you hear how thirsty those Ilan kids are? They’re actual tools. I wouldn’t go for that.
Isaac: Dude, didn’t you hear how thirsty those Ilan kids are? They’re actual tools. I wouldn’t go for that.
by NoMoBamba March 18, 2019
Get the Ilan Gmug. The best smooth jazz artist known to man. First appearing in an episode of spongebob, although he has lived on well after his appearance on the show. He is now worshipped in a variety of ways; most notably the “Cult of Kelpy G.” Also you like jazz???
by Kreggery May 6, 2018
Get the Kelpy Gmug. by nosirrah7854567 October 27, 2022
Get the Top gmug. OK, for all of those people out there who think that game is a member of G-UNIT, that is not true. The Game is not, and I repeat, IS NOT part of G-UNIT, (the members of G-Unit are 50 Cent, Tony Yayo, Young Buck, Lloyd Banks, and Olivia) he is signed to Shady AfterMath not to G-UNIT, Dr.Dre and eminem put 50 cent and The Game together so that The Game could devoloup as an artist. And because of this, everyone assumed that The Game was signed to G-Unit, but let me repeat it one more time incase everyone out there isnt clear about this and for that moron "Da King" who put a definition of g-unit above me who said that The Game is a member of G-UNIT, THE GAME WAS NEVER IN G-UNIT, HE IS SIGNED TO SHADY AFTERMATH, NOT TO G-UNIT.
The guy who said the game was in g-unit is a fucking idiot and needs to get his or her facts straight before posting definitions.
by pimp daddy dollars March 19, 2005
Get the g-unitmug. by Dr. Psycho March 6, 2009
Get the G Spotmug. A man whose unmatched perspicacity coupled with sheer indefatigability makes them a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor.
by Wita October 12, 2022
Get the Top Gmug. the black guys at school who think that just because they're black means that they're gangstas. annoy everyone, either black or white. usually listen to tupac and wear chains. go on about their "Crew" and who they shagged last night.
What a Wannabe G is all shite. don't believe a word of it.
What a Wannabe G is all shite. don't believe a word of it.
Guy 1.Hey man whats up? Just went down to Gizzies, grabbed some munchies and got cheesered out of me tits on skunk...
Guy 2.Don't talk shite! I can always tell when you're lying!
Guy 1.How?
Guy 2. Your lips move. Face it, you've got Wannabe G written all over you.
Guy 1.Is it really that obvious?
Guy 2.(walks away)
Guy 2.Don't talk shite! I can always tell when you're lying!
Guy 1.How?
Guy 2. Your lips move. Face it, you've got Wannabe G written all over you.
Guy 1.Is it really that obvious?
Guy 2.(walks away)
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
Get the Wannabe Gmug.