by Defaultguy September 25, 2022
Get the kamikaze paper Airplanemug. "Rock, paper, scissors anyone" said sav
"ye sure, what does the winner get" ollie asked
"head" exclaimed the slag savannah
"ok then" ollie said
*sav wins*
"i prefer giving, that's dissapointing" said sav
"let me be involved" said max from round the corner
"NO MAX YOURE AN UGLY LANKY CUNT" screamed everyone
"ye sure, what does the winner get" ollie asked
"head" exclaimed the slag savannah
"ok then" ollie said
*sav wins*
"i prefer giving, that's dissapointing" said sav
"let me be involved" said max from round the corner
"NO MAX YOURE AN UGLY LANKY CUNT" screamed everyone
by Pickle Jar Tales December 4, 2020
Get the Rock, Paper, Scissorsmug. A creature believed to be of Lebanese and/or Italian descent. If you go to the toilet and find that the lid to the toilet is shut and the toilet paper is attatched to the roll and pulled to the floor forming a little pile of toilet paper, the toilet paper monster has struck! When the T.P.M is angry, it has been known to leave a trail of toilet paper around the house.
Istvan; "Hey danny, why is there a trail of toilet paper from your bathroom to your fridge?"
Danny; "Don't worry mate, it's just the toilet paper monster"
Istvan; "Why is all the cheese gona from your fridge?"
Danny; "Don't, looks like the T.P.M likes cheeeeese!!!"
Danny; "Don't worry mate, it's just the toilet paper monster"
Istvan; "Why is all the cheese gona from your fridge?"
Danny; "Don't, looks like the T.P.M likes cheeeeese!!!"
by Yew :-) August 21, 2011
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Get the faggy paper weightmug.