bowl in one

A feat only quick poopers can achieve, the bowl in one is when you flush the toilet -before- you sit on it and quickly shit right as the water is being flushed so the shit travels with it down the pipe.

Guy 1: "Dude how the fuck do you take shits so quickly?"
Guy 2: "I actually trained for my asshole for 3 years in the mountains to be able to shit so quickly that I could make a bowl in one."
Guy 1: "Why the fuck am I friends with you?"

by Rookus January 8, 2016

The Ones With the Suckers

They have suckers! And they suck out all your juices! Why does this happen you FUCKERS?!?

Paul: The ones with the suckers sucked out all my juices. Why does this happen you fuckers?!?

by Peter Mastrodonato May 21, 2008

Gud One

Uttered after someone has made a statement and you wish to indictate your approval. Originally coined by Mark Boulton.

Person 1: Hey, surely ur up for some baking later?
Person 2: Gud One!

by maxt July 8, 2007

one pop

weed joint spliff j jabba marijuana
Small amount of cannabis in a little skin with a small amount of tobacco.

you smoking a one pop there?

yeahhh mannn!

by superwomannn June 15, 2019

one guess

Giving someone one guess of the answer to a question, commonly an obvious answer.

Rizzo: What's up, Kenick?
Kenickie: One guess.
Rizzo: You got a lot to offer a girl. Kenickie: Yeah, you know it.

by idontevenusethis December 9, 2016

One slice

A brown-ginger boy whose head looks like the first slice of bread.

Hey one slice, get over here for 40 lashes right now!

by Shike May 14, 2014

One morbillion

In mathematics, one morbillion (denoted as 1 x 10ᴹᴼᴿᴮ), is an integer used to describe the approximate ammount of money the 2022 film Morbius made during its first week of airing, measured in United States Dollars.

One morbillion is currently among the largest quantities defined in modern mathematics. However, its use is impractical beyond the field of the film Morbius and its financial data.

by Department of Mathematics May 31, 2022