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Jesse

Jesse, a proper noun, meaning, “God exists”. Jesse is usually a Capricorn which by default are the hardest workers of the zodiac sign. They are ambitious, determined, materialistic and strong. Jesse is born shrewd. Don’t cross a Jesse. You will never win favor with them again.
by The mad hatter November 23, 2021
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jeff/jess

weird, odd, clueless, swears to god they're funny.
that guy/girl is so jeff/jess.
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Big Jess

A very large woman, who considers her self a BBW however looks and smells just like a creature from the swamp. A woman who doesn't keep up with person hygiene, and could definitely shave, and washer her cooch and what she considers her fupa. 10/10 chance she was in a high school drama club, so she thinks she can sing (lord help us). 10/10 chance she will have a vest friend Dakota/Cody/Koda. Probably hangs out at local bar where she hopes to take the lives of young drunk transgender men and anorexic blondes named probably named Ashley/ diamond/ Andrea. Will spike your drink. Cannot fight her own battles so she likes to involve her friends or her father. Will tell you she's suicidal if you threaten to leave her. Best way to avoid this woman is to run far, far away.
She told me her name was Jess but she looks more like a BIG JESS.

Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.

BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.
by Oops 🤭 July 28, 2020
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Jess

A trashy blonde chick from central Jersey with no morals, and will suck u off for a Klondike bar because the cumdumpster she lives behind still has rent.
Jess showed up and now the whole store stinks like fish and the toilet seat has an std.
by Ben Dover 1010-0 November 8, 2018
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Jess

Oh my Jess
by Jess is almighty November 23, 2021
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Lucas Jesse

Oh Rah I do love to drink with my mates, oh rah I sound like a Lucas Jesse
by UltraHalo April 1, 2024
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jesse

bob:hey its jesse

zach:Naw thats a clifford
by T-rexboy69 November 18, 2020
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