An almond boyfriend is a gymbro that has taken their protein intake and calorie count a little too far. They don't eat any flavourful food and all of their 'snacks' have added protein. This behaviour often affects their friends and partners, as going out for a meal or to the pub is as difficult as going out with a vegan. They are allergic to fun, won't eat any pasta, ice-cream, sweets and often, alcohol.
You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.
A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.
A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
Some people are gluten free. Almond Boyfriends are fun free.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.
by pumpkinspicedemon November 29, 2024
Eli is a very beautiful specimen and is incredibly caring, kind, funny, silly goofy mood, and beautiful. Did I mention they're beautiful? Probably not, they're really beautiful omg **dies**. Nobody hates on Eli they're just that cool.
1: Look it's that super cool and cute guy from yesterday.
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)
by Joshua87 August 14, 2022
Me: do you know what day it is?
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!
by Celestine.Integrity March 06, 2024
“She doesn’t have a BF yet”Boy 1
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl
Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl
Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet
by SkinnyPenisBoi August 10, 2018
A Loser Boyfriend is a guy who rots in his room all day, gets jealous over everything, watches videos or plays video games all day instead of partying, changes his personality not to be hated, has a few friends, can't hold a conversation, isn't motivated to do what the human body needs and etc
When people say they want a Loser Boyfriend, they really don't want a Loser Boyfriend do they?
When people say they want a Loser Boyfriend, they really don't want a Loser Boyfriend do they?
by mysticvzmp March 25, 2024
A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.
Or BFE
Or BFE
by NYCDominicano March 08, 2024
A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.
Or BFE
Or BFE
by NYCDominicano March 08, 2024