Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.

I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.

by Dak attak July 9, 2018

Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023

Salt and pep

Mostly used by the YouTuber gloom. It was used in her video making kids lunches.

I’m put some salt and pep in meh soup

by Lgg123 September 19, 2020

SALTS

Smiled A Little Then Stopped

friend :sends me video of kittens cause im deppresed ME:SALTS

by IM PAPADOOM August 28, 2020

Salt of the earth

A practice in ancient warfare where conquerors would deliberately spread salt over the lands of a defeated enemy, rendering the soil infertile and unsuitable for farming.

Used to refer to a toxic individual.

Hope it was worth it, people like yourself are the salt of the earth, bring nothing but famine and destruction to the land

by Truthsepeaker May 8, 2025

SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped.

Instead of typing LOL or LMAO, I'm just going to start typing SALTS (smiled a little then stopped). It's a lot more accurate...

by I Don'tKnowYou, youDon'tKnowMe June 9, 2020

One-season salt

Saltiness caused by a Netflix/Hulu show only having one season. Upon binging this one season, you realize there are no more episodes to watch. You then become very salty and will likely begin to experience withdrawal.

Person A: "I didn't realize there weren't any more episodes..."
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"

by xPolyatomic April 19, 2020