by Samuraipenisguarder October 31, 2010
sex position where a dildo and a light switch is needed closed by. With the lights off proceed to have doggystyle sex with a woman and with a swift David Copperfield-esque motion, pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks you are still in her. Then walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!! And then you hang out afterwards causally as if nothing happened.
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Bro i totally Ninja & Chilled with my girl last night and she enjoyed it, afterwards we just chilled to recover from the wildness.
by JD Disruptive September 20, 2017
by Wintera83 September 16, 2018
The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.
"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."
"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."
"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."
by Koreku August 24, 2017
A term for a obese, muffin shaped man that used as a derogatory term for people who can't do anything proactive
by JoeJoeJoeJoeJonas October 03, 2016
The combination of Acid(LSD), Psilocybin containing mushrooms, Molly(MDMA) and Mescaline.
The result is a state of heightened awareness that has been referred to as "Hyper Reality".
Muscimol containing mushrooms can be substituted for Psilocybin containing mushrooms for a milder effect. Analogs of Mescaline such as 2CI or 2CB can be substituted for isolated Mescaline to avoid vomiting induced by consuming Mescaline containing cactus(Peyote). The designer drug known as Ecstacy(E) is not recommended as a substitute for Molly(MDMA) as the toxicity of pressed tablets is harder to verify.
The result is a state of heightened awareness that has been referred to as "Hyper Reality".
Muscimol containing mushrooms can be substituted for Psilocybin containing mushrooms for a milder effect. Analogs of Mescaline such as 2CI or 2CB can be substituted for isolated Mescaline to avoid vomiting induced by consuming Mescaline containing cactus(Peyote). The designer drug known as Ecstacy(E) is not recommended as a substitute for Molly(MDMA) as the toxicity of pressed tablets is harder to verify.
Person A: Did you see how he evaded the cops? It was like something out of The Matrix!
Person B: Yeah, he was talking about some other shit, must have been Ninja-Flipping.
Person B: Yeah, he was talking about some other shit, must have been Ninja-Flipping.
by Strider shin February 01, 2022
Someone who visits new places at a rapid pace. They are most likely on a tight schedule or just like to go fast and be quick.
"We saw the highlights of the city in less than two hours! We are ninja tourists."
"I was a ninja tourist as I breezed through the entire museum in 20 minutes."
"I was a ninja tourist as I breezed through the entire museum in 20 minutes."
by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017