doggie nuts

testiculs on a dog,
that basterds like
bob barker
tell you to cut off

and they are cute

i would never cut off my doggie nuts

by chuck May 13, 2005

kick in the nuts

Its the best way for a girl to overpower a man.She can knee,kick ,squizee mans nuts.Men fell o lot of pain when are kicked in the nuts.They fall down and cry. Girl kick men balls for fun and for self-defense.For us girls is so easy to bust boy's balls.

My neighbor touch my breast so I kick in the nuts.He fall down and begging for mercy.For ten minutes he coudn't raise up.All day he was felling a stomacache pain.So girls kick boys in their nuts.They are so weak.

by Andrea diabolik May 1, 2008

Corn Nuts

when a straight OR gay male, places his erectoral function into another female OR male's anus and bobs up and down as if he were an oompa loompa cuz "I don't like the look of it". Or just plainly.... sticking your nuts into a corn-hole.

Straight Version:
Brandon:Dude I totally banged this chick all night long!
Luke: Oh yeah! What did you do to her?
Brandon: I totally Corn Nutted her!
Gay Version:
Marky: Guess what I did to you last night?!?
Cory: Oh my god! What?
Marky: I gave you my Corn Nuts!
Cory: Eeewie!

by hisroyalfreshness1 April 15, 2009

monkey nuts

monkey nuts is when a person is so unfortunate to not change out of a bathing suit after going to the beach and the sand, salt, and sweat gathers on and around the ball sack and no matter how much your sack itches it will not go away

dude i went surfing and then out to lunch and now i have monkey nuts *itches ball sack*

by mi nevets March 5, 2007

deez nuts

a wonderful and insightful term used to annoy, trick, and entertain others. Usually used following questions such as what? and who?

1: what you talkin about?
2: talking bout DEEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSS
1: Oh, DEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSSS


1: Yo Claude
2: What?
1: You want some of Deez Nuts?


1: Who are you going to prom with?
2: Deez nuts biyatch!

by Mike and Franny May 4, 2003

nuts all in ya face

to teabag, literally meaning to have nuts setting on your face

Bitch, you better watch your mouth before I put my nuts all in ya face.

by Nacho Grande November 19, 2007

nutsacking

At night time, a car full of people park infront of a house. The driver proceeds to lay on the horn until a light is observed to be turn on in said house. The driver then counts to 3 then everyone in the car yells 'NUTSACK' as loud as they can. Then driver drives the group off to repeat this action again. Can be done to same house multiple times or even random people walking down the street.

"Hey man, we are getting some guys together to go NUTSACKING later. Its going to be hilarious. You interested?"

by project_satan661 April 16, 2009