Motherhoohaw

A polite way of saying 'motherfucker', with the derogatory connotation added to it. Can be used in multiple situations, like frustrating moments or to describe somebody who you don't particularly like.

One bangs their knee on the table.

'OH MOTHERHOOHAW'

'So, are you handing in that essay tomorrow?'

'Hell no, I'll do it in my own time, motherhoohaw!'

by poppyseedishful August 20, 2011

Heartless bastard motherfucker

This is just the worst single person you can imagine. If Hitler and Robert Pattinson from Twilight had a child. He would be a heartless bastard motherfucker. The term was originally coined by English songwriter Frank Tuner for his song of the same name. The song itself is autobiographical - however this may be him getting into the head of someone else or perhaps it represents a part of all men who are secretly heartless bastard motherfuckers in their own heads. Who knows!

Girl - 'No joke, you are actually a heartless bastard motherfucker and i hope you die'

Boy - 'And maybe I am...?'

by Superman's Dog June 1, 2009

mathematics

n.
1) A mind-altering form of logic and proof, practiced and developed largely by nerds and geeks, having its origins in prehistory. That study of logic in which simple ideas such as number, line, point or symmetry are used and combined to describe the properties of number, point, line, plane and symmetry.

Subjects within a modern mathematics degree might include selected topics from;

Number Theory: the analysis of why not all numbers are like the number 1.

Calculus: Differential calculus is the study of how to find the slope of a single point while integral calculus is the study of how to add up infinite quantities of numbers and obtain a single finite number as a result.

Topology: The study of how coffee cups are actually quite similar to doughnuts.

Mathematics as a form of mental kung fu is used extensively in all the sciences and in business and trade, it is at the heart of all technical progress. The average person uses mathematics, for example, to locate bargains in shopping malls by simply looking at a few numerals on a price tag.

Hey Cuthberton, did I tell you that I used some kickass zen master mathematics to calculate which mathgirl I would ask out to the science fair?

by Costa Del Barto June 25, 2006

motherchod

one who fucks his mother.

also same as motherfucker

bara motherchod,maa ke chude bonobase ja.

by baap April 27, 2006

i fisted your mother

possibly one of the most impressive yet stupid combacks of all time. not much u can say to "i fisted your mother."

john:you are such a lame ass

dave:yea well i fisted your mother.
*proceedes to smell fist*

by acooley May 12, 2008

good enough to fuck your mother

When you feel so good that you can fuck somones mom.

Hey, How are you feelin Mac? GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!!! -Super troopers

by _Zd_ December 24, 2007

mother bee

A word to descride someone's mother

don't let mother bee find out!

by Paro420jedi July 8, 2006