mother fucktard

easy enough said as a mother fucking retard

Damn, Ho you a mother fucktard!!

by Kaitlyn Christine December 3, 2007

motorderndy

A derndytrek done in a car or other land vehicle.

Stoner 1: "Wanna do a derndytrek?"

Stoner 2: "Get your whip, lets make it a motorderndy.

Stoner 1: "Where are we gonna go?"

Stoner 2: "I dunno. How'bout New Jersey or something?"

by Pro-Latarian Milton September 26, 2009

Motor boat across the river

The act of motor boating boobs that are nonexistent or have a huge canyon in between them.

Dude she wants me to motorboat her boobs.
You mean motor boat across the river, she has no boobs.

by eSalazarv1 February 26, 2011

motherhoebitch

A word to yell out loud when something or somebody pisses you off. A word that will help release your anger as you shout it out and then bring a smile to your face as you realise the profanity you just shared with everyone else in the room.

Teacher "Ali, unfortunately I'm going to have to give you a D for your parent's evening History report."

Ali "motherhoebitch!!

by Alzamatralz March 11, 2011

Motor Beering

A hybrid of Motor Boating and a Body Shot. Beer is poured into the cleavage of the Motor Boat recipient as their jugs are simultaneously being mouth jiggled.

I was Motor Boating that stripper while Mike poured beer all over her boobs. We took turns Motor Beering the Hell out of those things!

by Ditka's 'Stache October 28, 2011

Mother Pumpkin

Replacing the F-Word around the Fall holidays with Pumpkin to describe delicious treats and fun activities.

Craig: What's taking you so long at Dunkin Donuts?

Jess: I'm waiting for my Mother Pumpkin coffee.

by jessmanyeah December 27, 2011

motor bagging

A cross between motorboating and tea bagging. When two guys stand close together with legs spread, and a third person gets under them and motorboats their ball sacks.

Wow, that was a crazy party last night! I think I even ended up motor bagging two guys in the basement!

by Ottawaman July 28, 2013