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michael baker

GANGSTER : Real as fuck , honest, very trustworthy ,pothead ,functiong addict discombobulated, high conceieted , knuckle head, hard worker. over achiever,good looking , extremist at what ever he enjoys doing in life professional fisherman ,Atheists loyal to family and friends nomatterwhat ,drugdealer / middle man ,Hustler ,Jack of all trades ,entrepreneurs , self employed ,respected, hated by most intimidated and feared by fake ass lames ,or fakes &snakes one who has completely zero tolernce for disrespectful behavior ,positive ,happy angry , irate , short fused, good fighter very observant ,cocky, sarcastic well mannered respectful computer and amdroid savy ,crackback ,repeated felon , no regard for public health and safety profesional cleaner profesional landscaper ,very competitive, straight , no homo, agressor, violent great work ethnic, instigator , badass, high anxiety fast learner, open minded , tweeker , early riser determined , very egotistical , optimistic , skeptical ,down as fuck , street smart ,savage as fuck ,nice ,friendly off tha hook
michael baker hes a good guy very trustworthy the other day i left all my shit in the room i came back it wasnt touched .
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Michael Jackson

hEE HEEmichael jackson when singing
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Michael

The next president of the United States he is practically a king. He is a god among men and a god above gods. Hi holds a turkey sign and he has good grades
Hi Michael
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Michael

I guy who thinks he is really funny, but the person who laughs at his jokes the most is himself. His best friend is a dog and he is perfectly happy with that situation. He has written on his forehead “please mess with me.” His eyes get weaker the older he gets and he likes tattoos and his mom, but never thinks to combine the two.
The passenger complained because he thought that Michael’s forehead had “please argue with me” on it and then Michael argued back.
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Michael

Michael is a boy who is tall and stronger and handsomer than he knows. Despite being mature, he always dances and goofs around acting like a little kid but that’s what everyone loves! So many people love him and even tho he doesn’t see it, he impacts so many lives around him, even those of people who don’t know him that well. If Michael were to ever leave, the earth would feel like there’s a hole in it. Michael also can take many hits and even when someone hurts him, he’ll be there for them if they’re going through stuff. He never makes enemies, he’s never rude, his laugh and smile are contagious, and his eyes are paralyzing.
Boy 1: “Dude did you play with that Michael kid last night?”
Boy 2: “Yes he’s fricken awesome!”
Girl 1: “Omgosh he’s cute!”

Girl 2: “Ya that’s michael!”
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Michael

A sweet loving person. who looks sexy af. and his eyes shine like diamonds. Knows how to cheer you up no matter how harsh it is! He is just really fricken cute 😍
Morgan-Do you know micheal
Morgans friend- Yes! he is so hot
Morgan- i know right

Micheal- "overhearing" haha
Morgan- "whispering" Michael is the love of my life!
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Michael Duncan

Often known to fuck his own family and his dogs. Michael Duncan is a man with many talents. In his free time, he likes fucking down syndrome kids while they shit in his mouth. Michael Duncan is mostly known for his down syndrome retarded girlfriend named shartina. Michael Duncan in his free time he likes to support the LGBT+ and the black community.
I just fucked my own family call me Michael Duncan
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