Good morning God Bless

Eating breakfast whilst taking a shit.

What are you doing in the bathroom? Good morning god bless.

by DefinitelyNotCross May 23, 2018

Lucifer morning star

Has a realy big butt

Her lucifer morning star was tight

by Tylergabe September 2, 2021

Lucifer morningstar

Hot..

Lucifer morningstar is hot

by Luciferishotlmao November 23, 2021

Turkish Good Morning

When you wake up your partner by inserting your penis into their asshole.

"I gave her a Turkish good morning to get the day started right"

by GotVox April 18, 2016

Morning Sunshine

When your weightlifting partner, who is spotting you during the bench press, lets a testicle slip down and out of his nutter shorts.

My workout was going great this morning until Dave gave me a Morning Sunshine.

by Beardking01 June 12, 2018

shed your morning tear for Nixon

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...

Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.

by DebWeb January 22, 2006

Morning Thunder

1) Inordinately great sex in the morning. As strong and powerful as a Bison.
2) A flavor of tea...to be had in the morning after having sex.

Man, I got two smashing cups of morning thunder today, Finneus.

by NotRyanReally January 25, 2004