mexican guacamole

The mess you find in your bed the morning after a night featuring mexican food and too much alcohol.

"Can someone please bring me up an extra set of sheets? I don't want to say too much, but it got a little "mexican guacamole" up in here if you know what I mean."

by therealkevintitterton September 3, 2009

Mexican Rake

A leaf blower

I can't get any work done with all those Mexican Rakes going outside!

by AZWildcats10 October 22, 2009

Mexican tin foot

Mexican tin foot happens when you work a double shift and your feet feel like they are made of metal afterward.

Dude, I'm gonna have to work 14 hours today, I'll probably end up with Mexican tin foot.

by Joe Salone September 22, 2010

mexican air-conditioner

To let the breeze flow naturally, through either nakedness or an unzipped fly.

It's a corker out here today, even Gazza's got his mexican air-conditioner running!

by Eupherism September 25, 2010

mexican painter

the act of sprinting to the nearest bathroom, pulling down your pants (just in the nick of time), and spraying liquid shit all over the wall because there literally was no more holding it back. (usually occurs after eating greasy, dirty mexican food)

Ahh, man! I couldn't use the bathroom because it had a mexican painter in it!

by poode dude November 7, 2010

Mexican Bullseye

The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.

Yo man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best mexican bullseye ever.

by poopchute11 January 17, 2011

Mexican Bait

Any item such as an old chair, table, desk ect from your basement that you dont want anymore and are too lazy to take to the salvation army so you place the item in broad daylight at the end of your driveway for some Mexican landscaper or salvager to take. In a few hours low and behold your shits gone because some mexican took it. this is a quick and easy way to get ride of shit that you don't want before garbage day.

Guy 1: "hey man you want this desk from my basement?"
Guy 2: "no thanks dude that thing looks ancient as fuck and has a huge hole on the side of it"
Guy 1: "fuck your right, ugh but trash night isnt until wednesday and its monday"
Guy 2: "i have an idea. Wait, See those mexican landscapers with their truck?, i bet if you leave it outside they might take it."
Guy 1: "alright lets try it."

30 min later

Guy 1: "haha it fucking worked, my old shit is fucking bait, ill call it Mexican Bait.

by foodchain December 1, 2011