This person looks like a very retarded poodle. Nobody likes him and he has no friends. They have a reputation of having no dicks. A Luke Mannion is a very big douchebag and enjoys sucking dick.
Luke Disease is belittlement of the penis, erectile dysfunction, gayness and general rtardness. There is no known cure for this, sufferers are too rtarded and gay to accept a cure.
Known sufferers: Luke
Jole: "OMG, That My Rtarded friend was acting all gay today, and in the changing room, I saw his cock, it was the size of a PEA. He told me he had erectile dysfunction O_O"