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Garage life

To live your life in your garage, wrenching on cars, trucks, motorcycles, and wiring speakers. Usually when someone lives the "garage life" they use narcotics to fuel them fir many days at a time. Very rarely does anything actually get completed, or built while living the garage life. Many projects are started, most are not completed.
Doug has been living that garage life wiring speakers for 3 days straight. That guy has more speakers than sound bank.
by Franky Ratchet July 20, 2016
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Game for Life

If something belongs to you, whose is it? Avoid the word or suffer the consequences - 10 pressups every time the word is mentioned.
Guy 1 "Whose pint is this?"
Guy 2 "Hey that's MINE!"
Fellow Gentlemen "GET DOWN!"
Guy 1 "Shouldn't have joined the game for life!"
Guy 2 "Awwwwww sheeeeit"
by fuckthegame September 22, 2010
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Fart Life

The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.
Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.
by Ploooterman November 26, 2016
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FACE LIFE

When everything you do is on Facebook because your scared to face real life, have real friends and do real things.
Sample 1

Dude to Chick- Can we go out sometime?

Chick to Dude- Lets just chat on Facebook and get to know each other.

Dude to Chick- Stop having such a Face life!

Sample 2

Loser- I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook.

Reality- Nobody knows or likes you in real life.
by Mr. Faceit January 19, 2011
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Life Screwed

The point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.

It can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun's still up.
Guy1: So when are you gonna go home?
Guy2: Can you give me a lift?
Guy1: Just take the bus home dude, it's not that far.
Guy2: But my parents don't like me taking the bus at night.
Guy1: Dude. It's only 6, it's summer and the sun's still up. You'll live.
Guy3: Man, you're so life screwed.
by Sumbowdie March 12, 2010
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flight for life

When a girl is on her period and you still give her a broken propeller.
Guy 1: Even though my girlfriend was on her period we still had sex last night.
Guy 2: How did that go? Did you give her an angry dragon?
Guy 1: No, I was going to hard that I gave her the flight for life before I could get to that.
by VincibleLemur03 April 4, 2017
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Life cake

Alternative word for a females butt, highly recommend to be confused with dessert
by Dgklegit March 18, 2017
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