lesbian rule of 7

there are 7 lesbians near you
2 are your best friend

2 are dating

1 is your ex
1 is actually straight

and 1 annoys the shit outa ya

“dude i wish i could find a gf”
“well that’s the lesbian rule of 7 for you”

by bluhsmith August 9, 2020

Lesbian Dad

A super protective lesbian who will throw hands with her gay son's boyfriend if her son gets hurt

"My lesbian dad is gonna flip when she figures out my boyfriend and I broke up..."

by Thatgaykid13 September 7, 2020

lesbian bread

Bread that is overly filly with fiber and resembles tree bark of bird food

“Have you tried Activia for your constipation?”
“Not yet, but I did just buy some lesbian bread to help clear me out”

by All knowing queer September 24, 2020

Lesbian

it means that if ur a girl u like girls

girl 1:mom im lesbian

by Vtheflower December 5, 2020

lesbian

Liking women like Jerzy does.

Wow! That girl jerzy hemmer is a lesbian. I caught here eating a girl out for her pleasure in a back of a ford!!

by orange dog January 17, 2021

lesbian tuesday

grab your favorite lgbt friend and a pack of your favorite cigarettes and head to your local open-late coffee shop!

hey emma, did you get the newports for lesbian tuesday?

by celiacb1tch January 27, 2021

lesbian honest

An option to use instead of saying “Let’s be honest,” lesbian honest means that whatever comes after it is going to be straightforward and likely brutal in its honesty, as one would expect a lesbian to say.

Lesbian honest, he is being a straight-up dick to his mom.

Yeah, he’s just being horrible to her right now.

by Pudgy cat March 8, 2021