loaded words

words or phrases that you wouldnt normally say unless your loaded

(after 15 shots of bacardi) Bob:ya know what john,i love you man,i dont say it enough bro,i really love you man. John: dam bro everytime you get drunk you start saying all these loaded words.

by xBTSx October 15, 2009

Load

The size of a guys pecker.

John stuck his dick in Kathy down by the lake but she couldn't handle his load.

by Deep blue 2012 January 5, 2010

load

a rather overweight person

That fat girl stuffing her face over there is a real load.

by ziomek September 22, 2007

Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

by teamscott October 30, 2008

Muzzle Loader

The act of having vaginal/anal sex with a partner and using your semi-erect penis (ram rod) to shove your testicles (ammunition) in the desired orpheus (muzzle) like that of a muzzle loading rifle. (Once your testicles are in the desired hole, you may also put your penis in the unoccupied hole if you so wish.)

"Bro! Last night I totally gave this haggard chick the Muzzle Loader in my car! I wasn't shooting blanks either!

by DFaseen September 6, 2011

Lock and load

When a female intentionally gets pregnant by her boyfriend, or a guy she's interested in to make sure that the guy is a part of her life forever, usually via marriage.

After David proposed, Nicole was bragging that they were only dating three months by the time she lock and loaded him.

by ParanoidPatsy June 10, 2009

gut my load

The way your mom prefers to end our all-night grudge fests, by swallowing MASS amounts of my cum.

Shit your kootchie's so rank, I'm out of here, unless you want to gut my load.

by JPac August 9, 2003