Sky Karen

The pleasant sounding, yet demanding instructional voice that narrates over the loudspeaker in each Gondola Cabin on the Disney Skyliner

Well I thought I would stay on the gondola and ride back to Epcot, but Sky Karen said not a chance bub

by Massive Tea February 13, 2021

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Karen immunity

Karen immunity (noun) - a common phenomenon whereby a person has the sudden and absolute right to do anything and anywhere regardless of position or context.

1) Karen told the store manager how to do his job despite her Karen immunity being total bullshit.
2) Upon being arrested by cops enjoying a Costco hot dog, Karen insisted handcuffs violated her Karen immunity at a private establishment.

by Ninjanerd32 November 19, 2020

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Big Karen

Even more powerful than Big Oil or Big Pharma, Big Karen is the core demograph down to which all other powers must ultimately bow. She's white, she's over 50, and damn is she ever entitled. She has the most votes, and in real terms, controls the most capital. Why are there a million black men doing unpaid labor in American prisons? Cui Bono? The most typical depositor to the financial institutions that derive profit from prison labor is... guess who. Big Karen has The Patriarchy pussywhipped. Big Karen says you're victimizing her by not feeding her a bigger omelet, but also by breaking too many eggs. Big Karen says there are too many babies being born. But what part of the population is actually exploding? Guess who.

Sorry, we still can't ratify the E.R.A. Big Karen is ready to be PAID for heavy lifting, but not ready for actually DOING any heavy lifting.

by Orangeboxman May 26, 2021

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Karen

Karen usually has blond hair with a bob. She likes to sue everyone, and ask for your manager. Say someone took a packet of food that Karen was looking for, she approaches you. “Hey! I was looking for that. How dare you steal it before me!” “Excuse me, miss,” you say “there’s more over there. She chooses to ignore, and keeps shouting. “Where’s your manager?” She screams at you. You explain that, you don’t work here. Karen storms off to the actual manager and demands that they kick you out. You explain your doing nothing wrong. Now that is a good explanation of a Karen. If you ever come across a Karen, l e a v e. Of course, though, if you know a kindhearted Karen, then that’s ok. Some are fine, but these types? No.

Karen will sue you

by sqlverhearts July 28, 2020

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