Jordan

A fat mess that eats all day

A fat guy "You are so Jordan"

by Cuntmasher November 6, 2012

Dirty jordan

dirty-jordan. Noun. (plural dirty jordans) (vulgar, slang, sexuality) before vaginal sex, the act of tying all of the partners pubic hairs into one knot. And hitting down on said knot whilst yanking on a 45° angle.

"I heard jim finally got with that hippy chick.. I wouldn't of went near that... not before a good dirty jordan"

by Enter<{Pseudonym}>here June 7, 2019

jovan

an incredible person and is very happy and joyful.btw very gay and supper cute

omg jovan! so cute i like your style

by jovi1012 May 17, 2017

Jordan!

Interjection - originally specific to sports, it has become a general term to describe success or happiness originally popularized by Marv Albert in sportscasting during the 90s.

As a basketball player makes the basket
Marv Albert - JORDAN!

Person 1 - I got the bands tickets
Person 2 - JORDAN!

by Liquid force October 21, 2009

Jordan

to skip school on days of tests or quizzes; to fake being sick to get out of class

The girl pulled a jordan on the day of the physics test

by ally :P:P:P December 1, 2009

Jordan

Jordan is another word referring to a gopher, as Jordans tend to be incredibly annoying and immature.

The teacher called the kid in the back row "Jordan," even though his name was "Herbert," due to his annoying nature.

a) Man that kid is bugging me.
b) Must be a Jordan.

by bliggity_blah April 13, 2007

jordan

a small, animal like, person who wont shut up :)

person 1: LALALALLALALALALALA !

person 2: SHUTUP STOP BEING A JORDAN !

person 1: okay sorry :$

by jordanisaloudanimal October 12, 2011