Joe Swanson Syndrome

Occurs when someone goes further than skipping leg day, but completely neglects them. The result is an individual who has scrawny legs and a masculine upper body.

Athlete 1: Man dude, I just benched 405!
Athlete 2: What's your squat?
Athlete 1: Squat? 135.
Bystander 1: Man, that guy has some serious Joe Swanson Syndrome.

by SwegWrestlur May 31, 2016

Joe Bruce Lookin Ass

When a guy (typically a tool) wears a denim jacket with light denim jeans and white Vans to tie it all together

Seems like the theme at Coachella was to be a Joe Bruce Lookin Ass

by SWCEPM October 11, 2019

Joe Perry

The lead guitarist for Aerosmith. Known for playing guitar solos behind his back, usage of the slide guitar, and beating his guitar with his shirt. He is cooler than thou, has long black hair, and plays guitar very freestyle, yet is a highly skilled and respected musician. He provides backup vocals to Aerosmith and even sings lead vocals sometimes. In the 1970s, he and Steven Tyler were known as the Toxic Twins for their legendary drug abuse. Today, he is sober and spends his time making music and enjoying life with his family.

Damn, I wish I could be like Joe Perry. Making millions of dollars playing guitar and attracting all the ladies.

by acb May 13, 2007

joe gibbs

One of the winningest coaches in NFL history. Is a member of the hall of fame and has resently came back to coach the Redskins.

OMFG Joe Gibbs and the redskins just swept the cowboys

by C Foer December 25, 2005

Joe Vibe

A Joe vibe is a vibe that some Joes carry around them, it can be felt from miles away by anyone, You’ll know there’s a Joe around if you feel kind of.........Cool all of a sudden, but don’t worry, the kind of Joes who carry the vibe are usually really sweet and pretty

person 1: Hey, do you feel really awesome all of a sudden?

person 2: yea, there must be a Joe around. what your feeling is a Joe Vibe

by Ajoevibevictim July 30, 2018

Joe Burger

The funny word you get when you combine a name with Joe in it: Joe Biden/Joe Mama/... with hamburger.

Person 1: Hey I know something funny!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: If you combine Joe biden/Joe Mama/... with hamburger, you get the funny word Joe Burger!
Person 2: WE'VE HAD THIS EXACT CONVERSATION 8 TIMES NOW IN THE PAST 13 MINUTES COULD YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

by Flapje July 2, 2021

Joe Hawley

1. (Noun) Known by many names, -- Bung Vulchungo, Mr. Moon, and red tie in Tally Hall -- Joe Hawley is both the hottest man and the most groovy

2. (Verb) An attack performed by Joe Hawley, consists of Joe Hawley running at you while repeatedly saying "Joe Hawley." This has been captured twice, once in the video "Joe Hawley Attack" from Tally Hall, and a second time in the song "Joe Hawley Attacks" by Joe Hawley

1.
-"Bro this beat is so funky - who made it?"
-"Joe Hawley"
2.
-"When Joe Hawley attacks, no one gets out alive"
-"AAAAAH JOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEY

by bung vulchungo April 25, 2020