Jacob Brandon

The one super annoying guy that thinks he’s hot AF but gets no chicks. He’s ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.

That guy is a total Jacob Brandon

by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019

Jacob Carr

A really good farmer that likes to play farming simulator. They also like to rip fish apart at bonfires. Their swing got broke by two big nibbas.

Dude, stop trying to til the dirt, you're being a Jacob Carr right now.

by Bantsy September 24, 2019

Jacob Sartorious

A 11 year old cringe master who tries his hardest to get 6 year olds wet other names for him include Jacob Saggytits, Jacob Stegasorous, and dumbass

*on musical.ly and sees Jacob Sartorious* I'm wtf is that huuuuuuuu *vomits*

by Daddy Crut May 2, 2018

jacob penisbutt

When a guy named Jacob has a big butt and a dildo stuck to it

Last night I got a Jacob penisbutt

by Jacobpenisbutt October 8, 2017

jacob winter

A queer that has sex with his mom.

That Jacob Winter is nasty.

by Squirrel Tug November 13, 2017

Jacob mad

When your so furious with jealousy that your titties explode.

"My crush fucked my brother, now I'm Jacob mad"

by Church_of_memes August 2, 2016

jacob morris

jacob morris is a man slag and he likes nicole

person one: oi see him over there

person two: yeah he’s such a jacob morris

by iphone2 March 11, 2020