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Jacob

Jacob is one of the best types of People, funny, hot, and interesting. They will never let you down… unless they owe you money. They are goofy and either really like people or really hate them. They make racist jokes and remarks to make their lunch table laugh. But it never works. Most Jacobs are extremely short. But don’t let that fool you! I would totally date a Jacob.
Person one: your friends with Jacob?
Person two: ohh yeah! Jacobys sick man
by AlltheMenKnowMe March 8, 2023
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Absolute zest fest. A cool guy overall, but everyone can agree he's not nearly as cool as Sailor.
Person 1: Why does that dude looks so ZESTY?
Person 2: That's Jacob bro, everyone knows he's totally gay.
Sailor: Sailor
by sailorisveryhandsome March 16, 2023
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The most kindest and annoying person you can meet but they are really lovable and loyal and totally does not try to make out with your brother and if you are friends with someone named Jacob RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN they will annoy you to death but they will also be your bests friend and he will also be you brother from another mother but seriously tho if you are friends with someone named Jacob you are very lucky to have them in your life.
Person: "Hey Jacob"
Jacob: "Yessssssssss"
Person: "Do you wanna be friends"
Jacob: "Heck yeah"
by Poop Woopy Doopy March 19, 2023
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A really hot guy, massive cock, player when it comes to the ladies
you know jacob?” “yeah that guy with the huge cock
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A lazy large tubby twat who usually wears glasses and is ginger.
Stop chatting shite mate, your becoming a Jacob!
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Noun (Jay-cub) a piece of shit or group of shits in close proximity
Oh look there’s a big Jacob in the toilet
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