Fake Jacob

A person who does not like bees

He hates bees, so he’s a fake Jacob

by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020

Jacob watts

They are dickheads which make fun out of you also classes as chavs,Racists and motherfuckers

:) p.s if you are unlucky enough to meet one then it will be a sad experience for you

Oh look at that Jacob watts he's a bully

by Awesome sawce May 30, 2018

jacobs dad

A very attractive man who is looking for girls who have nice curves. He is rude at times and beats his children, but he always finds ways to look good and stay fresh.

Jacobs dad: *beats Jacob*
Jacob: Dad knock it the hell off!

by Dorkygirl182 December 18, 2017

jacob tolson

an illiterate retard who gets beat up and wants to kill himself

Do you know jacob tolson? he's pretty homosexual

by yourhomosexualmother January 26, 2018

Jacob Harrod

A dude who wasn’t on the urban dictionary before this, so he is irrelevant (oh and he needs friends)

Jacob Harrod needs friends

by Wheyheyheyhey:) October 25, 2020

Jacob's Lighthouse

When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.

I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.

by Toodles777 December 11, 2012

Jacob Law

The hottest guy on the planet, besides Hunter Lee Hayes, He has a massive Lollipop and is made for women attraction He is perfect.

"Jacob Law is soooo hot"-Molly Walker

by Jacob Law February 10, 2022