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Italian men

Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest.
You want Italian men as boyfriends? Why don't you just go and live inside a zoo cage / circus tent?
by Not An Ugly Dago Monkey March 2, 2025
mugGet the Italian menmug.

Italian Tortilla

A male who likes to pick little weirdo's. No, seriously, his female is the type of person to go to a vet with a can of mashed tune and ask him to fix it for her. Not kidding. The said male is just a little cute weirdo
WoaH! Is that that Italian Tortilla guy? WoW wHat A cUtiE
by yesusdioenfskiiii July 27, 2020
mugGet the Italian Tortillamug.

Italian Sandwich

When a fat Italian man stick his dick in bread and forces a degenerate to eat it. Yeah, the whole dick.
Fat Italian fag:You should've had your money ready for collecting, now you have to give me an Italian sandwich

Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!
by Ivan_Al_No_Handy April 8, 2021
mugGet the Italian Sandwichmug.

Italian Brainrot

A type of meme where an ai generated image is shown with a text-to-speech voice speaking Italian saying random things or something downright deplorable.
Italian Brainrot is the most unfunny meme I have ever witnessed!
by NotHchom May 30, 2025
mugGet the Italian Brainrotmug.

italian boardroom

Not feeling good after too much grappa last night.... Need to hit the Italian Boardroom.
by Johnny Hillmod September 14, 2013
mugGet the italian boardroommug.

Back alley Italian

When you eat spaghetti off someone’s back while you’re having sex in an alley
Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.

He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
by LibnLou February 22, 2021
mugGet the Back alley Italianmug.

Italian Foot Job

Like a normal foot job but with marinara.
Man that was a great Italian Foot Job, extra saucy
by Sl13pp3rs November 30, 2021
mugGet the Italian Foot Jobmug.

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