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The reverse Italian meatball spasm

When you insert a greasy Meatball that your Grandmother made you in your significant others asshole while she is eating your smelly dingle Berry.
Me and my woman just did The reverse Italian meatball spasm, it was great!
by ballhair69 January 28, 2021
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when you don’t want to send a picture to an Italian guy and he doesn't know how to quit when you ask him to.

These Italian guys asking for pictures will most likely suck at english. You have to put the **in italian accent** behind it because they wont understand it otherwise.

You probably have to repeat no around 6 times before you can use this method. Remember to only use this when all hope is lost.
“Send pic, baby”
“ no, I just got carrotted

“Please send nice pic baby”
“Onononono no picture! **in Italian accent**”
by Notice_me_senpai July 4, 2020
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dirty italian

When a guy with gonahrea cums on the right side of a white girls face and immediatly slaps the left side of her face to make it red. The resulting Green White and Red colors resemble the Italian flag. Pretty dirty if you ask me.
Wow, Rocky loves the dirty Italian, doesn't she!?
by Jeff Willis February 22, 2008
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The Italian Isonaltionalist

Someone who is born and raised in Italy and comes to USA to DOMNIATE THE NBA To win Multi Championships, Given to the likes of Kobe "The Italian Isolationist" Bryant, who has Multi titles unlike the Lebron "Akron Hammer" Loser James who has 0 and has been Dominated by The Italian Isolationist.

Way to go Colin but I hate the USC Love Fest, Real CFB is in THE SEC

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The Italian Isonaltionalist

The Way Kobe Bryant Isolates himself from the opponent to do a jump back fade away and hit a 3 right in their face, or drive right up the middle to put it in someones face. Kobe "The Italian Isolationist" Bryant!
by JdPat04, from VleSports. RTR!! November 17, 2009
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Creamy Italian

When a chick is giving you head and you are about to cum, you pull her off your dick, push her head down, and cum all through her hair. U then use the cum to slick her hair back and up so that its spiked up like a douchbag italian from jersey. The more cum, the better the styling possibilities.
last night i gave my girlfriend a creamy italian. she thought it was funny and turned on sum music and started fist pumping like crazy
by aligator1 July 13, 2010
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Hot Italian Sausage

When the head of ones penis is inside the foreskin of another's penis.
Susan Boyle was looking for something to do on Craigslist yesterday. She found 2 Gay men looking for someone to eat their hot italian sausage
by Huge Sack June 23, 2011
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Perfect Italian

When an American tries to communicate in Italy by speaking English with an Italian accent. It is a technique that is surprising both in its effectiveness and its lack of offensiveness.
"Damn, I actual know some Italian, but they understand G-Dog's perfect Italian better than my real Italian!"
by SearchingForThrockmartin April 12, 2012
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