Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

by TotallyNotBryan August 04, 2017

Too soon before tomorrow

When something bad happens too soon that it’s short enough to not delay until a another day

I’m short tempered, shit can hit the fan too soon before tomorrow.

by U S E R N A M E May 05, 2025

too-tah

also known as a girls coochie.

“i’m going to ride your face with my too-tah.”

by cassidy_souter January 17, 2020

Hock Too

To clear your throat by hawking up a loogie and spitting it out in one connected action. A foreigner will do this into your slurpee.

Gas Station Attendant: "Why you give me trouble today? I hock too in your slurpee!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

That's too much man

The eleventh episode of the third season of the Netflix original series Bo Jack Horseman. This episode is the final episode we see Sarah Lynn alive.

"That's Too Much Man' has to be the saddest Bo jack Horseman episode."

by Sarahchristine512 September 06, 2022

A nickel too much to get a dime

When someone is in need of public assistance, but make a nickel too much to be eligible.

"The cost of living has gone up so much that we're struggling to get by. I'm getting less food for a much higher price than a year ago, and my public assistance applications were denied. We would honestly be in a better place if I quit work and become eligible for all of the public assistance programs because right now I make a nickel too much to get a dime!"

by •R-C-O_4786• February 21, 2023

too close to call it

When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"

Person 1: Suh du? How it's it going?
Persn 2: Too close to call it, my du...

by snatchyZ March 04, 2018