by daiafragm December 8, 2024

You don't really think that guy is a war hero or even a warrior at all, you think he's a bureaucrat. You just want to make yourself look respectful to other people.
by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.
LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.
(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.
(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)
by SSG winning August 26, 2013

by @SoManyStamples February 11, 2024

Someone seeking “likes”, attention, and/or affirmation by commenting or posting trendy social justice content on social media platforms, specifically instagram, and often on content that is completely irrelevant to wherever the hero is trying to steer the conversation.
Random person: “Here’s a picture of my dog.”
Gram hero: “Trump is a dog, amiright? Someone please like me.”
Gram hero: “Trump is a dog, amiright? Someone please like me.”
by CrèmeDream June 22, 2020

Term that refers to a highly beneficial product or solution that is often overlooked or minimized despite how valuable it is.
Vibration plate therapy is the easiest way to lose weight, yet no one talks about it, it’s an underground hero.
by RDWR September 13, 2023

The act of taking uncooked spaghetti noodle and braking it up into small bite size peices, then placing the uncooked pasta into your partners anus, along with warm salt water. Then churning the anal cavity with your penis creating a vacuum seal and cooking the spaghetti similar to a pressure cooker. Once pasta is cooked you add cooked meatballs and marinara sauce with parm cheese into the ass. Then have your partner shit out resulting the contents on your french bread resulting in your North end meatball hero
Josh questioned the needed ingredients to create an epic north end meatball hero with Sam later that night after war zone.
by North end max September 27, 2022
