Honkeycunt Mullet

When a black guy farts a juicy one in a plastic bag and puts it over a girls head, then hits her so hard she farts and passes out and then fucks her. Then after gives her a mullet while shes passed out,after she awakes he punches out her front teeth with brass knuckles. Usually she dies.

bob: Dude, i didn't know I'd kill Janie after giving her a Honkeycunt Mullet.

Ashley: Oh my god. I didnt think i would survive that Honkeycunt Mullet, lets do it again.

by Spensabertooth May 6, 2009

Honkey Kong

Like Donkey Kong, but white.

Person 1: I saved the princess!
Person 2: Cool! Did you climb the ladders and defeat the evil gorilla?
Person 1: Nah, I complained to the cops about it until they stepped in and fixed things.
Person 2: That's how you play Honkey Kong!

by Dick Cheeseburger December 31, 2011

hokey pokey

when you pretend to like someone so they think you are gonna sleep with them and then leave them hanging.

That guy's got a lot of money, i am gonna hokey pokey him tonight.

by Supreme lioness March 5, 2011

Honkeytonk

The sound made when a truck hits a donkey.

That truck hit the donkey so hard i herd "Honkeytonk"!

by Definitely Not Rassem May 28, 2006

hockeyed

To beat another team by a large margin, generally making a show of them.

The Red Sox hockeyed the Yankees last night, 15 runs to three

by Mark D Smith January 5, 2004

hockessin

all these kids in hockessin think they live in the ghetto and try to be cool by drinking and smoking but really they arent.. they think they are "gangsta" and say they are from the ghetto.. sorry hunni big ass houses arent really what i consider "ghetto" they are like yeahh i smoke pot and i live rite near the city of wilmington yeahh im cool. haha riiteee ur a rich white bitch who wears rocawear and trys to be black.. hmm why dont you just know ur white ;)

hockeseein #1 - i live in the ghetto
hockeseein #2- uhh no dog we live in hockessin
hockeseein #1- yeah but we still down
hockeseein #2- werrdd

by whorebag March 1, 2005

Hokey Pokey

To poke your hokey in a sleeping woman's mouth.

How would I know? It NEVER happened to me! I swear!

by Shakkara July 9, 2003