The Groundhog

A position for The Penis Showing Game. In this position, take one of your testicles and put it on the outside of your pants. Then, once they see the first one, roll the other one out along side it.

Alex: Hey guys, check out what I found in the closet.
Everyone Else: (walks into closet)
Alex: (pulls out The Groundhog) THE GROUNDHOG!
Everyone Else(male):Oh my God, they're so big. I'm unimaginably jealous.
Everyone Else(female):Fuck me. Now.

by longschlongmcgee6969 November 29, 2010

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Grundle Snatch

1. the act of lifting a person by their grundle (a move commonly used in couples ice skating, but not limited to that sport)
2. Missing the pussy and ramming the grundle with one's penis during sex
3. The act of getting one's taint waxed

1. Damn nigga, you see that bitch get grundle snatched into the back o' that Caddilac?
2. Bro, i totally pulled a grundle snatch the other night with Shawniqua...she laughed and said it tickled
3. Girl: i went to get a brazilian wax the other day because it was me and Jamal's 2 week aniversary. The woman asked if i wanted it complete with a grundle snatch and i was like "hell yeah i do!"

by Jose Tarese July 14, 2007

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Grundle meats

Collectively, the soft tissues hanging pendulously from the anterior grundle region made up of the male member AND the scrotum. Often cusped together for protection or to send a clear message to an opponent.

It's important to wash the "grundle meats" after a strenuous match or you'll be sorry!

by Port chew geezer December 3, 2007

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