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punching the goose

When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch
After I did a donkey punch to my girlfriend, she got me back by punching the goose.
by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018
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goose

goose
by pooooooob January 11, 2022
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Goose

A thick anorexic pencil boy who is hay and is broke and can’t do anything well and sucks at football
Goose is so bad
by Max Mcinnes January 25, 2020
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silly goose

when someone is being silly
Astrid, you silly goose - random teacher I overheard in the hallway once
by wee.wee.man July 28, 2020
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Silly goose

Can also be used as slang for calling someone a c#nt.
Boris Johnson was being his usual self , while everyone looked at him and thought 'Silly goose'.
by Pillgwenlly December 2, 2021
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GOOSE

Definition:
"GOOSE" is the new and improved version of GOAT, offering a more precise and context-aware way to describe true excellence. Instead of claiming someone is the best in all of history (which is impossible to measure), GOOSE stands for "Greatest Of Our Society’s Elite", focusing on the best of the best within our time and environment.

Related Terms:
Goose Juice – A term often linked with GOOSE, referring to the power, energy, or respect behind true greatness. This can mean raw talent, influence, or even top-tier street cred. Inspired by references to "juice" as power or respect, like in hip-hop culture and Sonic’s "gotta juice" phrase.
Usage:

When you say "Give me the GOOSE," you’re asking for the absolute best—whether it’s a person’s performance, service, or product.

In sports, music, or any competitive field, calling someone "the GOOSE" means they are at the top of the game right now, the best even among elite.

GOOSE can also refer to drawing out the best in oneself or someone else: "It’s time to bring out the GOOSE in you!"
by Ram$i March 9, 2025
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The Silly Goose

There are many silly gooses around the world. Even the universe. But there is only ONE silly goose that is THE silly goose.

The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.

Nobody can object because it's a fact.
"Hey have you seen the silly goose today?"

"Oh yeah, I saw Alex this morning"
by ninerrr September 25, 2022
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