National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend

you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021

national text your girlfriend back day

a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)

lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm

by lisa277 October 15, 2019

National Girlfriend Appreciation Fortnite

February 1st-14th is now considered national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite and boys must post their girlfriends every chance they get

“Hey it’s national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite next week bro” (friend 1)

“Oh fuck” (friend 2)

by Hfbdnsne February 3, 2024

girlfriend

smth u 100% don't have and never will

carl: omg i got a girlfriend!

sam: lucky, i still haven't gotten one

carl : skill issue

by 00dd3y3 October 24, 2023

Girlfriend

a girlfriend is someone you really like or love

man 1: hey man why couldn't you come with us yesterday ?
man 2: i was with my girlfriend

by whatwordsmean December 26, 2022

Girlfriend

a huge part of your imagination. No matter how much you work and try, it is impossible to get a gf. a girlfriend is a strange creature that you will never get so quit trying.

Friend 1: Hey how was your summer?

Friend 2: Not good. I spent 456 years just for a girlfriend and never found one still

by hirku tierou yvhguherijfhgyure September 26, 2022

Girlfriend Guy

A male who spends a disproportionate amount of time with his female significant other, often at the cost of hanging out with the boys.

A: Has anybody seen Cooper this weekend?
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!

by leadrock December 4, 2022