Google take the wheel

When a group of people use Google to resolve any debate or argument without checking any other source of information, thereby recognizing Google and it's divine power as the greatest source of information in existence, they let Google take the wheel. Based off of the popular Carrie Underwood song "Jesus take the wheel".

My wife - "We should have turned at that last red light".
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "

by stone definition August 5, 2014

Page 2 of google

The darkest, most useless place on the internet. Nothing useful is ever found here. If you've ever needed to hide something, page 2 of google is the place to go. If you've ever gone there, you should probably seek psychiatric help.

Friend: Bro I tried looking up the answers to the homework and found nothing
You: Did you try page 2 of google?
Friend: I-
You: What?
*The number you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time*

by what on god's green earth July 14, 2021

Google Feud

Google Feud is a game online created by google. This games tests your intelligence. each question you get correct gives you an amount of points. You can play as long as your desire. Many youtuber's use this for content on their channel. Many times answers can be completely idiotic or very hilarious or very serious or very logical.

I played Google Feud yesterday and I got many points!

by Kristian Oakley July 20, 2018

Google rage

When google can't supply the answer to your problems on the first page, so you throw your computer or break your phone.

Guy 1: what happened to your phone?
Guy 2: Google rage.

by SeñoraPoot June 16, 2016

google charades

when you want to look up something inappropriate but you don't want to type the offensive word, so you type all the words around it and hope that Google will guess it eventually.

Friend #1: Why aren't you typing it??
Friend #2: Dude, I'm at work. Just a few more rounds of google charades....

by jpmcfarph October 7, 2008

Google Gouging

To type a word (or string of words) into Google just to see what interesting 'suggestions' arise. For boredom/humour/knowledge/etc.

When I was bored, I started Google gouging to see what was most frequently searched in Google.

by JCHC1000 August 4, 2010

black google

Google made by black people

Watermelon is on black google

by More yes December 8, 2019