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Fucking fruit salad

A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.
Go home you fucking fruit salad and leave the ladies be!
by Greyman63 June 17, 2019
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dirty fruit salad

making a fruit salad with supplies from your garden. for example using dirty water, leaves and sticks.
reiley: mom look at what i made you. a dirty fruit salad!!
mom: that looks disgusting. im not eating that.
by unicorneggheadpony April 3, 2020
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secret fruit basket

When you are eating out your girlfriend when she is on her period and a blood clot slips into your mouth
Bro, i was eating out my chick and I got a secret fruit basket.
by Pusspuss the II July 18, 2017
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Forbidden Fruit Mentality

The mentality in which a person shames or sexualizes the unclothed human body regardless of context or climate for any reason.
I went to a nudist resort for the first time last week and lost my forbidden fruit mentality while I was there.
by Slayerx1010 September 22, 2013
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Straight Fruit Ninja

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
by Stachebra October 6, 2022
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Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)
by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022
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