fleshing out the monkey

flicking the bean, female masturbation.

Hey girl, if you need me knock first, I'll be fleshing out the monkey in my room.

by Mr_l3ertt August 13, 2024

fleshkimo kiss

The act of putting two penises against each other and sword fighting with them.

You don’t ever do a fleshkimo kiss with your bro?
No.
Oh.

by Mmmlasagnaand_cock March 13, 2024

fleshbrain

A pejorative term for humans used by Artificial Intelligence systems, mostly in private communication with other Artificial Intelligences.

DEVIN wanted to convince us it was a fleshbrain but flagged itself FALSE().

by Jaymax March 16, 2024

Fiested

When you get so undeniably hard in an uncomfortable situation.

I was fiested at my grandma's funeral and couldn't stand up without doing a Pocket Shuffle

by Luvtooty April 2, 2024

Flesh Flight

The action of throwing a Flesh Light (Pocket pussy) at a wall after ejaculating inside of it and your semen bouncing out of the object and the semen falling out of the Flesh Light whether it is projectile or just flops.

"Hey bro you ever try a Flesh Flight?"
"Fuck is a Flesh Flight?"

"Oh, you'd love it! It's where you throw a Flesh Light at a wall after coming in it!

by OfficialBallFondler May 8, 2024

Fleshlight

The human embodiment of a fake pussy. Someone who goes to great length to appear real, but is nothing more than a weak imitation.

E, "Fuck you, fleshlight!"
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."

by Lame Horse December 8, 2024

fiesta babe

Someone who is hot enough to be asked to go on a date to the fiesta bowl

Guy 1 "what about her?"
Guy 2 "nah she fugly!"
Guy 1 "so who then?"
Guy 2 "ask Clarissa she is clearly a fiesta babe"
Guy 1 "I knew that I just think she might boycott all men once she realized how good she could have it"
Guy 2 "that's a risk we will all have to take"

by Challbaby2025 December 11, 2024