facebook Meme

An old or unfunny meme generated by someone who is over 30.
Dude my mom keeps posting these facebook memes. They are sooooo bad.
by AECH.exe November 28, 2016
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facebook preaching

When someone does something on facebook and thinks it makes a difference in the environment, the life of a child, etc and starts to get all preachy about it.
"Save the whales. Totally. you can do it without leaving your living room"

-Man, stop your facebook preaching.
by Domini55 July 03, 2008
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Facebook Philosopher

A person that constantly post in their Facebook status sayings that they feel are deep, motivational, and inspirational but they are really just annoying. Every status update seems like a bad toast.
Every day Kaylee changes her Facebook status to something she feels is deep and philosophical. She is such a Facebook Philosopher. Her posts should start out "Kaylee says ...."
by Hermit the Frog January 02, 2011
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facebook

need to get on fb with websense
i need facebook logon around websense
by toyotanikki January 23, 2009
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Government Facebook

n. a slang term to describe the sex offender registry online.
Man he got busted for rape I guess he gets to join government facebook.
by Aterrex September 27, 2007
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facebook whore

Someone who seeks attention from anyone they can get on facebook. Posting "posing" pictures... Multiple online relationships, posting slutty comments on walls / pictures... And just general whoring.
These people are generally unliked by most, but are desperate to get online friends to make up for their crappy real life.
Dood: Shit, Melinda's such a facebook whore. WHERE IS THE BLOCK BUTTON DAMNIT?!
by kateva February 21, 2009
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Facebook Stalking

Looking on facebook for someone, adding them, and constently checking their status and/or pictures.
Dude quit facebook stalking that bitch you were on her profile like 10 minutes ago.
by crazyarms October 27, 2010
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