February 13th, 2004

A day for the ages... one of extreme celebration... 24 hours of supreme bliss... a day in which one of the greatest specimens to ever walk the earth popped out of a vagina, along with lots of nasty fluids. Who knew that on this day such kindness, beauty, and intelligence would come wafting out of that amniotic sac. That 7 pound 3 ounce pile of screaming human would one day come to grace the world with her charm, trying her best each and every day to make the lives of others around her better. All 8 billion other homo sapiens ought to thank our lord and savior Jesus Christ for blessing the world with this unique, one-of-a-kind girl named Lilly.

"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout on February 13th, 2004" -1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

by whippysnake245 September 8, 2020

February 31

International "be the worst person ever" day.
You are only allowed to be the worst human being on that day.
So you are never allowed to be one.

Person: You're so ugly go **** yourself.
Person 2: Hey, why be such a ******. Just wait till February 31!

by NickCam October 24, 2020

February 22

People born on this day steal the girls or men these people are just built diffrent

Yo being born in February 22 is amazing.

by A actual dictionary xd xd December 4, 2020

February 18th

The day where you have to tell your biggest secret to someone you don’t talk to!

Girl: “Did you know...”
Boy: “Uhh, i didn’t need to know..”
Girl: “It’s February 18th!”

by .LAy_BuY. December 11, 2020

February 25

The best girls are born on this day they should date Liam Dexter

Guy: It’s February 25
Girl : it’s my bday u should marry Liam

by Ashley Bradley January 9, 2021

February 19th

If you or a friend or whoever was born on the 19th of February YOU ARE THE BEST AND MOST IMPORTANT IN THIS WORLD! You are hyper and prob have ADHD but if not you’re just hyper or REALLY chill

Person: hi I’m _________ and my birthday is February 19th
Person 2: YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!
Person: awwwe thank you.

by Moofis and Moolinda January 13, 2021

February 31

A day that has always existed but the government wants to keep hidden

February 31 isn’t a day let it go
Yes, it is the government just wants to keep it a secret

by ThickRickDick January 22, 2021