Guy who wanks in school toilet and watches hentai is gay and bully also tries to deny he was wanking I school toilet
Evan is gay
by Darrellmon April 16, 2020
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by gigiA2 November 25, 2010
Get the Talk Evan to Me mug.Evan T. There is way too much to say about HER. I’ve seen so many definitions on here, but most of them are about guys. So this one is for you, Evan.
Evan is the kind of girl that you only meet once in your lifetime.. if you are lucky. She will waltz into your life and completely disrupt the natural orbit of things, in the most magical way. She is enchanting, like a fairytale, yet, she is no princess though she is as beautiful as one. Evan is a warrior. She fights hard for the ones that she loves, and she is graceful while she does it. Like a diamond, stronger than any stone, but desired by kings.
Elvis was right, only fools rush in, and the ones that have, didn’t know what they had stumbled upon when they found her. Even I am guilty of not cherishing her while I had the chance.
Evan’s eyes are like warm, wild honey, made by a thousand, devoted bees. Pair that with the way the sun hits them at just the right moment, you will find yourself hopelessly and utterly captivated.
I could write more, but I might just leave it at that. If you come across this girl, don’t let her slip through your fingers like sand. You will regret it.
Evan, you may never see this, but if you do, I hope you know that you were the piece of paper that I was too afraid to put my pen to, and the story I regret never writing. I knew the very moment that we met, you would be the one that got away. I wasn’t the shore that deserved your waves.
And for all the times that I never said it, I love you, too:)
Evan is the kind of girl that you only meet once in your lifetime.. if you are lucky. She will waltz into your life and completely disrupt the natural orbit of things, in the most magical way. She is enchanting, like a fairytale, yet, she is no princess though she is as beautiful as one. Evan is a warrior. She fights hard for the ones that she loves, and she is graceful while she does it. Like a diamond, stronger than any stone, but desired by kings.
Elvis was right, only fools rush in, and the ones that have, didn’t know what they had stumbled upon when they found her. Even I am guilty of not cherishing her while I had the chance.
Evan’s eyes are like warm, wild honey, made by a thousand, devoted bees. Pair that with the way the sun hits them at just the right moment, you will find yourself hopelessly and utterly captivated.
I could write more, but I might just leave it at that. If you come across this girl, don’t let her slip through your fingers like sand. You will regret it.
Evan, you may never see this, but if you do, I hope you know that you were the piece of paper that I was too afraid to put my pen to, and the story I regret never writing. I knew the very moment that we met, you would be the one that got away. I wasn’t the shore that deserved your waves.
And for all the times that I never said it, I love you, too:)
by Someone.Somewhere November 15, 2022
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When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
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