Ems

She is funny and kind. She will always be there for you and has the coolest style. Her figure is incredible but she doesn't believe it. Anyone who is her friend better hold on tight because she is hard to find in a world full of no one.

Tyler: Who is the fine girl with the nice smile over there?
Emilia: She must be an Ems

by vank thtain April 24, 2019

Spook em

When you jizz in your own ass and then fart it out.

I just spook em as they walked down the street.

by Poppy Floppy June 10, 2024

Em

The coolest type of person. They are smart and funny and awesome to be around. They are kind of crazy but the best.

Did you hear about that girl that wrote fanfiction about Cap and Billy Willy for 24 hours straight? She’s such an Em!

by Yikkkkkkkkkeeessss January 13, 2022

Em

An amazing person who is incredibly artistic, outgoing, incredibly smart, and one of the greatest friends you can ever have. While they may be very quiet and shy, they will readily join in on the funny commentary (and business) when it happens.

Em, you deserve happiness.

by The_Gerd January 24, 2024

ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔

Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀

Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"

by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020

West coast piss on em

What the Bears are gonna do to Padua

Henry: we need to win!
James: we’re gonna west coast piss on em!

by The Bev guy December 21, 2024

Em

The prettiest girl ever. She is so adorable, funny, and always stick by you no matter what weird or fucked up shit you say or do. Every time you feel unsure about things you can count on her to make you feel better. One of the best people to talk to or be in a relationship with. She may be just a bit clumsy, but the one thing she's careful with is your heart. Lowkey annoying tho.

Why is Emily so pretty?

Not sure but she is kinda dumb

by Em is mine so fuck off July 6, 2023