Affects 1 in 10 men, and every man who has ever sent a picture of his junk. This disorder causes a man to develop very small genitalia, and have the irresistible urge to send pictures of his symptoms to unsuspecting women.
Man 1: brooo I just sent my pp pic to Jessica
Man 2: ewww brooo you have Small pp Disorder (SPD) , go to your therapist.
Man 2: ewww brooo you have Small pp Disorder (SPD) , go to your therapist.
by C00chieman September 21, 2020
Get the Small pp Disorder (SPD)mug. Is a disorder that mainly affects a persons sexual personality leaving the person in a dysfunctional mental state
Which may also affect their ability to make the right choices when it comes to sexual intercourse
This is the main cause for sexual harassment , rape , and sexual abuse (molestation)
Which may also affect their ability to make the right choices when it comes to sexual intercourse
This is the main cause for sexual harassment , rape , and sexual abuse (molestation)
by rafael e Reyes October 19, 2018
Get the sexual personality disordermug. (Disclaimer: This is obviously a joke and shouldn't be taken too seriously)
Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"
For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)
Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.
If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Hawk Tuahitus Disorder (Pronunciation: Haw-k Too-Ah-eye-tus) (or "HTD" for short) is a mental disorder that shares similarities to "Amogus Syndrome"
It's believed that the disease is linked with the viral internet meme known as "Hawk Tuah", which was made by an influencer that goes by the nickname "Hawk Tuah Girl"
For one to get the disease, they would need a source of media or any other kind of influence to know of the meme's existence
(for example: Twitter/X, Youtube, Instagram, Etc. Or through a conversation with a friend/relative)
Those who suffer from Hawk Tuahitus develop symptoms such as head shaking, mood swings, headaches, auditory hallucinations, anxiety, and Brainrot upon hearing the phrase "Hawk Tuah" or any soundalikes within phrases and sentences
This can be from everyday conversations, work, media, Etc.
If you or a loved one is suffering from HTD, seek a medical professional and be sure to quarantine from any sources of media for at least 1-2 months (depending on how severe the disease is)
Also make sure to inform someone of the condition before making any conversations to prevent cases of a soundalike to the phrase
Friend 1:
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
"Hey dude, have you heard about this meme lately? The one with the girl saying 'hawk tuah'?"
Friend 2:
"Dude don't mention anything about that, I have Hawk Tuahitus Disorder and I'm trying to recover from it."
Friend 1:
"Ah shit, sorry about that, I'll be sure to avoid talking about it."
by thebrokendoggo December 5, 2024
Get the Hawk Tuahitus Disordermug. PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
Get the Penis Traumatic Stress Disordermug. I helped her pack her house when she moved
I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.
I filled 5 trash bags with scarves. She totally has an acquisition disorder.
by MarianneM August 24, 2016
Get the Acquisition disordermug. Random Pop-off Disorder (RPD) is a disorder that allows you to become god-tier at a video game's character/weapon/legend/gamemode and then taking that skill away from you the next day/week
*On a normal day Random Pop-off Disorder kicks in for Michael*
Michael: I just got a Pentakill with Yasuo! I'm so good at him!
*The next day*
Michael: We lost this game because I fed 0/15/3 with Yasuo...
Michael: I just got a Pentakill with Yasuo! I'm so good at him!
*The next day*
Michael: We lost this game because I fed 0/15/3 with Yasuo...
by Ninja Yoshi July 4, 2020
Get the Random Pop-off Disordermug. a personality type consisting of the following traits
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)
by bottleneckgf November 9, 2021
Get the nigel sim disordermug.