I wish I hadn't got my advent calender from poundland this year. My December Breakfast tastes like Rudolf shat in my mouth.
by Perkstain December 11, 2009
Anyone shorter than 5’5” is legally allowed to ask anyone taller than 5’5” to buy them the bubble tea and they cannot say no.
Allison (5’3”): Oscar! Buy me bubble tea!
Oscar (5’10”): What? Why?!
Allison (5’3”): Because its December 18th!
Oscar (5’10”): Ugh fine!
Oscar (5’10”): What? Why?!
Allison (5’3”): Because its December 18th!
Oscar (5’10”): Ugh fine!
by lifeisadisease December 08, 2019
Them "bae give me your hoodie to wear"
You "why?"
Them "because december 8th is national give your bae your hoodie day"
You "why?"
Them "because december 8th is national give your bae your hoodie day"
by Simpinforboo November 30, 2020
My friend: hey crush do you like me
Crush:yes
My friend: do you want to date me
Crush: yes
December 16 national ask your crush out day
Crush:yes
My friend: do you want to date me
Crush: yes
December 16 national ask your crush out day
by French4lifey November 28, 2019
It's 24 december, congratulations johnny!
by howimetmordin November 15, 2019
A bitch was born today, but it's alright. Go wish her a happy birthday and don't give her a gift cause you gotta save money dor Christmas presents.
john: you it's my gf's birthday, what should i get her?
josh: you don't have to get her anything man, it's december 22nd
josh: you don't have to get her anything man, it's december 22nd
by ur local e-girl December 20, 2019
Person: Do you wanna go out with me?
Crush: No, sorry, we‘re just friends...
Person: Well, but it’s December 22 so...
Crush: No, sorry, we‘re just friends...
Person: Well, but it’s December 22 so...
by hi ur cute December 22, 2019