doing a david

pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18

Guy 1: "That chick over there's totally into you!"
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."

by GFBG May 18, 2010

david tang

The ultimate savage

Yo you saw David Tang pulling honeys? I heard he even likes his own pics. Such a savage!

by Dj khaleeeed September 4, 2016

david hasselhoff

The most gay straight man ever lived. Made famous from the series Baywatch. David Hasselhoff altso has his own CD.

Dude1: Have you seen Baywatch?
Dude2: Yeah, what about it?
Dude1: OMGWTFBBQ David Hasselhoff is SOOOOO gay
Dude5: He sure is *drool*

by Freakling July 15, 2008

Dirty David

A chilli dog with no bun.

I ate a dirty davidfrom 7 eleven but asked for no bun. Uhhhh

by Nickw April 28, 2015

David Ortiz

an overated overweight piece of flaming shit everyone thiks he's god cuz he can hit home runs, but he cannot get to first without getting ass cramps and can't field for a dead moose's last shit

david ortiz hits along drive, off the wall the outfielder relays it to the cutoff man heres the thor to first and o shit hes out cuz he cant run unless twice his body weight in mexican food in front of him

by h8crewdeathr0ll May 12, 2007

David Tao

one who is a king of urban chinese music

In terms of writing music, he's practically another David Tao.

by Lynn April 26, 2004

david beckham

this man can put a ball on a dime. some say that he's overrated, but really it's an unfortunate connotation that comes with playing from the most popular team in the world, manchester united. beckham is a stellar midfielder and it just so happens he's extremely good looking and married to a former spice girl. give credit where it's needed.

david beckham did cry and throw up at the world cup this year, but he went home to posh spice and you didn't.

by jacy_lynne September 14, 2008