ranger dave

A swamplike creature known for craw diving and bathing in mud that picks up nasty skank hoes for their crabs and rim jobs.

That cat at the party was ranger dave with them bitches.

by hooker cat July 20, 2014

Dave

White British male.

It's bakin', init Dave?

by SteamUser24632332 March 4, 2022

Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people

Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"

by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022

Dave

Materiaalpapi, man who oversees all materials!

1: He takes care of the materials!
2: Of course! He's Dave!

by P1mpdaddy69 October 6, 2022

Daves' Hawg

The fleshy pile driver bigger than a sperm whale.

I'd sure hate to have Daves' Hawg stuck up my backside. Crikey!

by quoth the Rabbit, neverho. April 11, 2011

Dave

- Always ends up on on floor after a drink

- Penis is dysfunctional

- Over the top hand gestures

- Vulnerable to knife crime

For example Seth was being Dave after he had an appointment with lucy eagle in Alfie’s bedroom

by lengerzbro June 12, 2022

Dave Parky

Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.

He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.

Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW

Stay away from these individuals

Hey Dave Parky how do I get a sore arsehole?

by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021