charlou dave

charlou dave is someone who's like the sun. even though he's alone-he still shines. he radiates happiness and joy to the people around him. he got a smile that can Light up the whole town. Everybody wants him. every girl wonders what it would be like to love him. he's so gorgeous—you can't say anything to his face. he also has a voice like an angel. he knows how to treat women well because he was raised by a wonderful woman as well. he Never failed to make his family happy. he's a sweet son, a loving brother, and an awesome friend. charlou dave is a godly man—born to lead and serve. he's a role model and an inspiration to young people. he's adorable. that's why he's adored by many people. he's one of a kind—don't dare lose him.

I pray that I will be with a man like Charlou Dave.

I adore you Charlou dave. I want to be with you someday.

by _este May 12, 2022

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Dave's head

Head the size of a planet but without the brains to match it's size

Have you seen that bloke? His head is massive!

Yeah, Dave's head is giant, shame the brain size doesn't match.

by unknown.88 April 14, 2022

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Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024

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