by totallynothrishikesh November 25, 2023
Get the Dannymug. A sexy, hot, fit, godly, making you instantly-cream man. If you ever see a man called Danny you will either cream or get so wet a tidal wave will be produced. Never ever miss out on Danny.
Danny is a sexy man
by Big Noncæ July 3, 2021
Get the Dannymug. by totallynothrishikesh December 11, 2023
Get the Dannymug. Most beautiful human created
Unknowingly doesnt like her full name
Stunning
Infectious laugh and stunning smile also very
Sussssssssss but the best female you will meet she is a keeper
Unknowingly doesnt like her full name
Stunning
Infectious laugh and stunning smile also very
Sussssssssss but the best female you will meet she is a keeper
by Jhjdjne February 3, 2022
Get the Dannimug. by Jamal24 November 24, 2021
Get the Dannymug. Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
by Mr Fletcher January 24, 2019
Get the Danny Kellermug.