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*Shoulder their cross

*Do what I say. It literally just means "Do what I say"
Der Führer JeepJorp "Well, that depends on how many people are willing to *Shoulder their cross (Do what I say) and busy themselves with trivial nonsense while I DER FÜHRER JEEPJORP HAVE ALL THE CONTROL! AND ALL THE MONEY! I'LL HAVE ALL THE CURATED CONVERSATIONS! AND PEOPLE WILL THINK HOW I TELL THEM TO THINK! AND IF THEY DON'T... I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THEM! I'M SAVING THEM! I'M SAVING THEM FROM THE POST-MODERNIST NEO-MARXISTS! I'M SAVING THEM ALL!!!"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
by boar man September 22, 2006
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Cross Drunk

The act of getting extremely irritated following the ingestion of too much alcohol.
Brutus was so cross drunk last night he ripped the front door off the hinges!
by mcuicchi May 23, 2008
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Southern border crossing

Where two guys are going down on the same girl and one is eating the pussy and one is eating the ass and then they kiss
Me and my buddy did a southern border crossing on Maria after the party last night.
by A 1969 Honda civic October 14, 2023
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Washington crossing the delaware

When hitting a parter from behind, the person swings their leg up onto the neck of the receiving partner. The position should be similar to that of the president’s famous painting on that chilly December night.
Accidentally broke her neck when I switched into Washington crossing the Delaware last night
by Chenny kesney May 20, 2019
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cross country freak

A partner who send nude pics and videos to you but you don't know them personally you met them online and y'all only hit each other up for that.
I met Veronica on snap chat's app monkey and she is my cross country freak
by johnynhoy March 15, 2017
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