by Heyyuhhhhhh May 23, 2025
Get the Cowboy RyRymug. by Cowboy Kentucky 93 April 27, 2022
Get the Cowboymug. Man wearing a cowboy hat while his female partner is holding his legs up and fornicating him with a dildo.
by StellaNaughtBerry October 2, 2021
Get the walk the cowboymug. An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.
Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".
Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.
Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".
Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".
Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".
Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.
Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".
Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".
by Zkskwlcjdksldkck March 15, 2018
Get the Wannabe Cowboymug. "Hey have you ever tried cowboy lemonade?"
"Actually yeah, I have it on the tap if you know what I'm sayin'"
"Actually yeah, I have it on the tap if you know what I'm sayin'"
by Anonymous_012398 July 1, 2022
Get the Cowboy Lemonademug. A type of fetish where a male lays down naked and another male rides his shlong and the dude laying down jerks the male riding him until he creams
by Darianyen September 27, 2025
Get the Cowboys Ridemug. A type of police officer. Prefers large caliber revolvers, .44 Magnum for example, over the traditional semi-automatic handguns. Also uses a thigh or drop-leg holster instead of a typical duty belt holster. May use phrases such as, "If leather were brains, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug" or "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine." A cowboy cop will usually be very "Rick Grimes-esque"
by Agent_007 November 23, 2014
Get the Cowboy Copmug.