Boulder Colorado

To insert, or to, more appropriately, THRUST the fist, shaped like a rock (boulder) into a sexual area of the human body. Once fully inside, the hand is to mimmick the movement of a large boulder and/or that of a crumbling rock, creating a sensation of both pleasure, and pain for the receiver. It is said that geologists (those who study rocks) can supply the best Boulder Colorado, as they can reenact the boulder with the greatest skill out there. Commonly practiced in the town of Boulder, Colorado, this trend is being spread throughout the world, known for its creativity and distinctive pleasure.

R: Hey maxdog, what did yu do to ashleymae last night?

S: Yo dude, he heela Boulder Coloradoed that shit! Beat that pussy up!

by spiciesabi June 2, 2009

McDonalds Colors

Every wonder why the colors are Red, Yellow, and White? The answer is simply it is the combination of ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise. Don't ask why they were simply bored, and very very high.

Look for the SIGNS, the SIGNS are EVERYWHERE. All you have to do is believe. McDonalds Colors

by McThis June 17, 2008

coformist

a person who feels that to like a certain music/hobby/sport/thought, they have to dress, act, talk, and have fun exactly like everyone else who likes the same things. it is not really their fault, for society/MTV has pumped the notion into our head that to be cool you have to promote one of 10 or so set images. also people who lash out against "conformists" are only conforming themselves. it is impossible not to conform. there will always be a group of people with the same thought as you. big brother is watching....

my best friend is such a conformist! im gonna go run off and conform to some other group that hates conformists!

by sam September 28, 2004

colorgasm

n.
1.a multicolored kaleidoscopic experience so intense that it simulates the feel of an orgasm, only for the eyes

2. many, many bright, eye-catching colors and patterns in a space

Did you see that raver's outfit? It was like a colorgasm!

Every building of Columbia College Chicago is like a freaking colorgasm!

by LePetitJoushua March 31, 2009

Colorifikal

very very very very very very very very(very infinity) colorful

That book is so colorifikal.

by bunnysoxx March 27, 2011

Colorado Ski Vacation

Fornicating with a woman atop a stairwell, then abruptly pushing her down upon ejaculation.

She's limping because I sent her on a Colorado Ski Vacation last nite.

by jwoods0417 April 9, 2011

Colorado Washer Fluid

When riding through the wilderness, it is impossible to not have a boner. This being the case, make sure to bring a girl along. Get her to begin giving you some off-road head.

Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.

This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.

Jeff- Hey Brendan, can we take the Jeep out?

Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.

Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?

Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.

Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.

by youngchub May 11, 2011