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classically beautiful

1- (adj.) Modernly ugly.
"You guys are dicks, Mom says I'm classically beautiful"
by Disco2000 July 14, 2008
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Cassie

Derived from the Turkish word kurt kedi, which when translated means "wolf-pussy." Cassie is a negative person who thinks she's really cool even though she is not. She has a bad habit of talking to guys who already have girlfriends, eventhough that guy doesn't know what she is trying to do. A Cassie likes to hang around in a large group so she can be easily camoflauged. When seen out alone a person is immediately drawn to her lazy eye and crooked Central Incisors. If you ever run into this Cassie character you should run in the opposite direction as to not catch anything.
Did you see that girls photo on facebook? She was pulling a total Cassie; you couldn't see her left eye!

SO this Cassie was trying to talk to my boyfriend! That wolf pussy gots to go!
by ocanada20 December 16, 2011
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Cassie

One annoying bitch who only talks about herself. Although she has great tits, her constant need for everything to be about herself makes you really bored and you WILL want her to shut up. Although you always have your back for her, she can't say the same. She thinks everyone is out to get her and that demons are chasing her. She tells fake stories about how she saved her dad from 9/11 even though you know it isn't true. She takes the fun out of everything and doesn't ask you how your day was, even if you ask her. Although in love with some jock, she cheated on him twice before and yet she still has him wrapped around her finger.
Cassie is really annoying me and won't stop being a bitch. She doesn't care.
by driphoneipadmac September 23, 2013
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Classical

Considered a type of music however unlike music it doesn't involve computer generated beats and even more shockingly, no lyrics about bustin' a whitey's ass with lead!

Classical music has no true emotion behind it. True lyricists like Nelly speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth.

The majority of listeners are old people who refuse to move on because if they heard how good new music was compared to this dribble they would kill themselves because it would undoubtably prove we live in the greatest generation. Classical Music is so old, it was made when John Lennon wasn't a corpse (I know that he is a rock loser but they were all invented at the creation of the universe.)

Everybody knows that Mozart only got famous when he started beefing with the Beethoven man. During their sets, they would get semi-naked girls to dance around on the piano unlike the true artists of today who let their beautiful masterpieces speak for themselves.

Anyone can make classical music.
1: Think of some random notes (Not even beats!)
2: Repeat step 1 six times
3: Invite 25 of ya gang around
4: Give them a violin or trombone or something else (NOT a turntable to be seen!)
5: Give each person a different sheet with random notes
6: Record the result
7: Get some director who is old to play it during their movie.

8 Mile is the best movie ever made and that ended with 'Lose Yourself'. No Classical in that. Only REAL music.

The reason classical is only played during movies nowadays is because:
1: If they played rap, people would focus more on the wicked beats than the plot.
2: All directors are older than 30 because they lived when dinosaurs ate people but unfortunely they lived.
3: Rap artists like 50 cent have too much dignity to let their art be given to shitty films like 'Civtizen Cane'

Classical only used to be popular because it was 'cool' at the time and true music like rap wasn't invented yet.
Emotional music comes from the heart, not from fucking black dots written on a paper with lines.

Classical is boring. When is the last time you saw classical music on MTV or at no.1 in the charts? I rest my case.
NOT music: Ludwig Van Beethoven
Music: 50 cent, Chingy, Nelly, Ludacris, Ja Rule, The Game (Not so much now, since 50 cent is the best and 50 cent hates The Game, that means he sucks, even the old stuff is now crap)
by Real Gangsta in da House July 29, 2005
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Classically Abby

A YouTuber and opera singer who discusses cultural issues from a conservative point of view.
Classically Abby must be striking a nerve because the radical progressives and the Neo-Nazis are obsessed with hating her.
by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021
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cassie vance

a nasty dike who like getting tag teamed by fat low life hillbillys and loves getting cracked out and eating out girls thinks shes a man she looks acts and desses like a man she cant stay off the meth she loves the coke also shes so loose its nasty she is just a nasty losse dike (eeww)
hey did can you smell that guy over there..fish thats nasty
thats not a guy thats cassie vance
oh shit thats one nasty dike
yeah i heard shes realy losse

me too
yeah

did you also hear that she loves pussy

yeah what a nasty SKANK
yeah no shit
by KCUFuoy March 6, 2010
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mechelle cassie

A vivacous flaxen haired beauty who stirs the desires and passions in every living man's burning loins. Ready to come of age on her next birthday she will finally become a woman, a woman i desire, long for, perchance may touch one day not too far away. one imagines the scent of her perfume and the softness of her skin but, alas, i have not experience the all consuming sexual lust that engulfes my balls.
mechelle is the most beautiful putain i have ever layed eyes on
by andrewsteeples September 15, 2004
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