The kind of guy to wear a "i'm on a boat" shirt in 2018. He plays basketball and clash royale. This piece of shit doesn't know what hes talking about. He is about 50% chad
by Johnny Fruitlegs January 11, 2018
by kinda true May 12, 2021
The wackest wack job to ever exist. Some may think he is a complete and udder dick, and they are right. He’s the type of guy to block everyone in his group chat. He’a the type of guy to date a stick and call her thick. All in all, the boy can sugondese nuts.
Christian Cooley: Guess who I’m dating
Everyone: Don’t tell me it’s...
Christian: Q U I N N
Everyone: bruh she’s flat as MIKEY
Christian: blooocked
Christian is such a bully
Everyone: Don’t tell me it’s...
Christian: Q U I N N
Everyone: bruh she’s flat as MIKEY
Christian: blooocked
Christian is such a bully
by Godly Bottle of Urine July 30, 2019
Contact with a female cause them to fall in love. Can be instant or happen over a period of time. You can’t Fwm and not fall in love shawty, I do this shit.
by H00DIE-_-Sol September 23, 2019
A kid who's going to be popular when he is 14 years old and will have a girlfriend named Kendal Shelley.
by Christian Carmichael March 14, 2017
"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"
*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"
*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"
by Lilport January 13, 2020