Cheeky Nandos

When you finish graft for the day and you meet your crew in town. Yous decided to have a shop around with no intention of buying. You walk around Cex talking shit and cause a ruckus in Sports Direct, until your lad Daz suggests that we go and ''Boss MaccyD's'' and use your expired college ID for an extra cheese burger. Then your leader Hazza. Who's mounted every girl in byker steps in and is like ''Haway man lads, let wi hav a cheeky nandos instead before we gan to the gym for 40 minutes''. So yous all think ''Aye haz lets jog along to the gate then''

''Mate am proper clamming, let wi gan and get a cheeky nandos''

''I m out of job seekers mate, I had to pay me dealer back from the other week''

''Divnt worry mate, we'll gan halfs on it. just pay is back next week''

by GymRapist May 19, 2015

spread the cheeks

When you have fart and you bend over and spread the cheeks of your ass and fart it makes a long squeky noise.

Warner: i got a fart comeing

Campbell: oi warner spread the cheeks

Warner: okay errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk

by Greg Mathews May 16, 2008

Cheekster

A cheeky little bitch of a person. One who is a wise ass and a dick head.

Hey stop being such a cheekster you dumb fuck.

by Mr Wiggles365 June 25, 2009

butt cheeks

This word describes a person who is fat ass fuck and who's cheeks are so big they look like his butt cheeks.

Person one: Look at that fat ass run, is his ass on his face?

Person two: no man, that's just butt cheeks trying to play basketball.

by Bigballz805 March 22, 2009

cheek-ups

A mild to advance cariovascular and muscle toning exercise for those with chubbier than average faces.

That nigga Tyler could get laid if he just do some of them cheek-ups!

by TheOGMacNiggaBoB March 1, 2008

cheeking

rubbing your cheek against your significant others

Me and my boyfriend were cheeking in the basement.

by G baby March 6, 2007

cheekon

CHEE-kon (n) : usually a protein like substance eaten and referred to by drunk or high people. The substance does not necesarily have to be chicken, but should be a protein like substance (eg steak, tuna, lemon chicken). Whats important is that this word is usually used by non sober people and you must point at the item so people understand.

i cant beleive Bill took his girlfriend to the outback cheekon house for dinner!

by yourboyTPG July 8, 2011