The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021

Kijuju Cross-Up

In Resident Evil 5 Mercenaries when a majini deliberately runs straight past your character only to position themselves behind you in a cheap attempt to grab or attack the player.

Such cheap tactics result in loss of time, high probability of losing your hard earned combo, and unavoidable damage.
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*Kijuju is a fictional location in Resident Evil 5, and the towns folk who have been infected with a modified version of Las Plagas have been named Majini by the fearful locals due to their barbaric and savage behaviour.*
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Rocking a combo, all is peachy.

Goes to point gun at Majini.

Majini sprints just past character, and bashes character over the head from behind.

"FUCK OFF WITH THE KIJUJU CROSS-UPS DAMN IT!"

by ASDA Pizza Veteran January 13, 2013

cross-lot

(v.) To drive across a parking lot by cutting through the parking spaces instead of staying within the designated driving lanes. This is considered illegal in many states, as it can endanger the well-being of those within the parking lot. Also cross-lotter (n.), someone who cross-lots. These terms are typically used while yelling at other drivers in a parking lot in a fit of road rage.

(While shaking fist in the air in disgust) "Look at that guy cross-lotting at 50 mph! Could he be any more of an idiot?!"
"Damn cross-lotters! Stay in your lane!!"

by ellogrl July 21, 2012

cross-cooting

When two females rub their genitals together by interlocking their legs together.

See also scissoring

Last night was so fun, we totally were cross-cooting all night.

by Poopyshit March 18, 2011

Thomas Cross

Thomas Cross is the guitarist of Industrial Frost. He has founded several different projects since 2006 including Carry Your Cross, Circle Of Thirteen, and Sateris. He also has a solo Industrial project under his own name.

Thomas Cross and his solo music is far different than any of his prior work.

by Divine Clemantine November 30, 2011

Cross jamming

The act of cutting off the top and bottom of a peanut butter jar still full and crossing swords threw it and then eating it

Big mike:remember when we were Cross jamming last night?

Big bob:yeah it was great!
Big mike: it sure was delicious.

by BIG BINGO June 19, 2011

Harolds Cross Alabama

As a prelude to vigorous forking, a woman with powerfully starched hair penetrates the gaping anus of her man victim. This also results in a hairstyle known as the 'Harolds Brown'

"I had a yen for a Harolds Cross Alabama last night, and the mot reamed me with her stiff gruaig'"

by theharoldsXforker October 31, 2011