by Yumi Kim February 22, 2024

by Tordindamix October 27, 2022

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.
2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.
Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.
Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
by Alligator King June 29, 2021

by dr right wing August 16, 2014

When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.
Similar to Hot Bunking}.
Similar to Hot Bunking}.
by ol' bilnick September 30, 2016

john, why are the pages of this magazine in the crap-aray, all stuck together?
john:what do you think?
me :eweeeew
john:what do you think?
me :eweeeew
by 8055 April 28, 2014

i was playing games and then holy crap-atudde the teacher pops up out of no where
crap-atude a droped my cookie
crap-atude a droped my cookie
by love mufin May 25, 2011
