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Crap on boot

To be treated with the same contempt and loathing as crap on someone's boot. This is normally in the work environment.
"Do you feel well looked after in your job"
"Not really, just Crap on boot"
by Kill_crazy January 23, 2024
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Crap-path

When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.
"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.
by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010
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no-good piece of crap

A mild insult, or a way of offending someone without heavily swearing! Mostly used by the southern states of USA.
"crap" alone is often used by the British.
"Gimme a burger, you no-good piece of crap!"
by TheVanillaSwirl June 12, 2016
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pro-crap-stinator

Procrastination performed by a person that seems to be at such a meaningless, disgustingly professional level that even the trash that really needs taking out, never gets taken out. Same applies to a person with body rot or the lack of basic general cleaning due to laziness.
In all cases, the physical ability to clean is in no way impaired, except for the lack of effort.
When it came to the diaper pail, my friend Rob was just like Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout: a total pro-crap-stinator.
by Fozzie Fozzmosis November 30, 2010
mugGet the pro-crap-stinatormug.

oh crap

When your mom is around and you don’t want to say “oh shit
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 22, 2025
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Fart Piss Crap

Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam
Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!
by Firezombie forgot his password November 19, 2020
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crap canning

We have been crap canning in DRG all night
by unpopeular November 27, 2020
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